23 June 2008
Broke-down Bernie Mac
Posted by
Yashieka
under:
Misc.; Weekend Recaps .
Over the weekend I saw “The Happening” with one of my friends. After the movies, I wanted to get some Panang Tofu (I’m a Vegan) from one of my favorite Thai places in DC. I ordered my food and took a seat at the bar. I noticed the lady’s drink who sat across from me. I said “Hey Bartender, let me get what she’s drinking.” AS I guzzled down my tropical delight, a man walked over to me and asked me if someone was sitting in the chair next to me. My response was, “NO.” I thought that would be the end of the conversation. He asked me if I was here by myself and I responded, “My boyfriend is waiting for me outside” (of course you know that was a lie). I thought that was the end of the conversation. UGH, I don’t think so! Do you know this fool came back and asked me if I could share my food with him? What I really wanted to say is, you “BROKE-DOWN BERNIE MAC” wannabe. Didn’t I tell you my man was waiting for me outside? Why are you all up in my grill with your 1995 Karl Kani t-shirt with your old school rope chain and your white socks and denim shorts?
I mean seriously. “Didn’t I tell you my man was waiting for me outside? Why would I want to share my food with you?” I left the restaurant in disgust! Couldn’t even finish my drink. The man done MASH UP the buzz I was trying to get by slurping an alcoholic beverage in seven minutes.
The Broke-down Bernie Mac gets the MIDDLE finger from me!
6 Comments so far...
Mikey
Says:
23 June 2008 at 10:03 am.
If it had been a Cross Colours shirt, would that have been better? lol
Gotta give him some credit, with that outfit and his lack of game, he does possess confidence. lol
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Devone
Says:
23 June 2008 at 10:11 am.
Now you know damn well these D.C. niccas is persistant as hell……what u should of did was put your ipod headphones in your ears and tuned his azz out……or you could just played like you was deaf and started doing some sign language to his azz lol…………that might of ran him off!
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Yesha
Says:
23 June 2008 at 10:17 am.
@Mikey:
Cross Colours?? Let me find out you walked around looking like a box of primary color crayons when you were younger?
@Devone:
Deaf? I’m sure he would have pulled out a piece of paper and started to write!
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Yashieka
Says:
23 June 2008 at 10:23 am.
Lord have mercy! Is it me? Or do the “UNATTRACTIVE” men always seem to have the “confidence” to kick game to ALL women. Yes, I know I’m shallow, can I at least be attracted to the person that’s trying to holla??? Is that too much to ask for?
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