30 June 2008
Relax, Bitch! He’s Not My Type!
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Esha
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Weekend Recaps .
This weekend was the first weekend in a few weeks that I wasn’t in physical pain due to an illness that I am currently being treated for. I woke up on Saturday filled with energy, some stiffness and swelling still lingered but it was nothing two 800 mg Motrins couldn’t handle. By the afternoon, I told Yashieka I was contemplating the pool and/or the African American Heritage Festival that was being held in downtown Baltimore at Camden Yards. Needless to say, I didn’t feel exactly 100%, so I got in the two-piece and headed to the pool.
I live in a pretty small subdivision in a neighborhood in PG County. I think it’s still one of the last areas where the majority of the residents are white people, and most of them have lived in the single family home area since it’s inception. Normally, I don’t see too many brown faces so when I got to the pool and another saw another black family walk in, I immediately smiled. As they were unpacking and setting up about 2 lounge chairs from me, I looked up at the wife and smiled and said, “Hello”. She then looked at me as if I was from another planet. “Oh well”, I thought, I did my part in trying to be cordial.
As I walked passed to get into the pool with my son and nephew, the husband did wave hello, so I waved back. After that point, I didn’t pay any attention to the family, because I was busy trying to teach my aqua-phobic nephew the fundamentals of swimming and floating. As I was in the middle of teaching him, I felt a glare. You know the feeling that you get when some is staring at you? So I glanced to my right, and didn’t notice anyone, but when I glanced to my left, there was the woman’s husband, eyeballing me. I thought to myself, “Oh brother, here we go”.
Immediately, I went to the other end of the olympic sized pool, just to distance myself from his glare. So there I am minding my business when I felt the glares again. This time they were coming from the wife. Being that she was staring, I figured I’d wave at her and mouth “Hello” again. This time not only did she completely ignore it, but she rolled her eyes and walked away.
See, this is what I don’t understand about some women. Why is it always assumed that someone wants your shiftless man? Obviously it was her man with the roaming eyes, not me. Considering two facts:
A. He was married
B. He looks like Quasimodo
I couldn’t have been any less interested. It amazes how insecure some women can be. For the rest of the afternoon, instead of this woman enjoying the pool with her two kids, she couldn’t keep her eyes off of her husband, who couldn’t keep his off of me.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
She should have spent more energy into trying to teach her children how to swim, instead of trying to keep track of me. But, I must say, I looked tres (very) good in my golden-bronze tan and two piece, I guess I’d be eyeing me too.
But anyway, that was the gist of my weekend. How was yours?
Btw, the tshirt about is being modeled by the oh so lovely, Yashieka! It can be purchased here!
Top 5 Reasons Why Your Man Ain’t Shit, courtesy of B.Scott
18 Comments so far...
Stacy
Says:
30 June 2008 at 9:06 am.
I’ve often wondered why women get so ill about a man looking at another woman. I get tickled when I see my other half looking. Sometimes I’ll point a woman out and tell him to look. It’s really not that serious. Obviously ole girl has some insecurity issues. Then again Yesha you was probably looking so good in your 2-piece Quasi-look a like just had to over due it with looking…lol It’s one thing to admire a Beautiful woman but it’s another to be disrespectful and gawk especially when the wifey is around.
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Yashieka
Says:
30 June 2008 at 9:46 am.
Stacy, I’m so there with you. With my ex boyfriend, I used to point out other women to him and say “baby, isn’t she cute?” I was confident in our relationship and myself, I didn’t have to worry about his wandering eye. Because I saw all the cute chicas before he did! I do believe think it’s an insecurity thing with that woman. She sized Yesha up and was like “here comes competition.” Which is why she acted like that! You’re not supposed to get all chummy with the competition you know… It’s sad, it happens though. My girls and I have been to many events where as soon as we step in the room, the women that came with their men start to hold on TIGHT to their men. I’m like BREATHE baby, BREATHE, it’s gonna be ALRIGHT…
Check ya man, not me
B. Scott is FUNNY AS HELL…but he/she got it right! I wanna be her luv muffin…MUUUAAAH!
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RiPPa
Says:
30 June 2008 at 2:15 pm.
Maybe she was staring becuse you had some brocoli lodged in your teeth?
I’m jus sayin…
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Kiwi
Says:
30 June 2008 at 3:57 pm.
Women always wanna hold another woman accountable for her man’s doggish ways. A real woman knows that a REAL man isn’t going to disrespect her by making her or any OTHER woman feel uncomfortable b/c he’s got a dick for a brain. Yank the leash ladies…Yank the leash!
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Krystle
Says:
30 June 2008 at 3:58 pm.
Oh I have so many stories like this. Women can be so insecure sometimes. And a women knows what her man likes. She knows he’s into you before he does. BUt yeah they need ot get over it. Get upset with him if you want to get upset with someone. But of course it can’t be his fault cause he’s her man!
I just had that problem with someone that I was in a group with at Great America. SHe kept walking off and wouldn’t talk to us. She could have stayed at home with that and kept her husband with her. The kids could have came by themselves (except for that bad 2 year old).
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Lamont
Says:
30 June 2008 at 5:17 pm.
Yesha, killin’ them in the 2 piece! Dude was definitely “out of pocket”
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Pele
Says:
30 June 2008 at 7:16 pm.
Women need to STOP this shit, it’s a frickin disease and they need to confront the
reasons behind their personal insecurities. Whether it’s their tolerance for wack
ass men that makes them feel threatened around other females, or *insert type here*
of low self esteem, that shit needs to be CONFRONTED, and CONQUERED. Beautiful women
such as Yesha aren’t to make others inferior, dumbasses, they’re to be embraced and
inspire your tired monkey ass to get it together and jump on fucking board. With
that said, the next woman you see that’s workin it like it’s the thing to do, smile
and be glad she’s representing it well, and be empowered.
Take care all -Pele
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nunya
Says:
30 June 2008 at 10:15 pm.
aye… SOME bitches aint shit… lol
you shoulda slipped the husband a fake number just to piss her off more!!!!!
JK JK
i dunno…. i dont understand??
why do women stay with a man if they dont trust him?
why when a guy cheats does his woman often get mad at the other woman alone and not the cheating lying bastid of a man too?
the mysteries of the universe me thinks!!!
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Yesha Reply:
July 1st, 2008 at 8:51 am
Gawking is definitely unacceptable when your wife is around, it shows a complete lack of respect! B. Scott is hilarious! I love his hair.
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